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Feb

You know what is the absolute pits? Sharing a hotel room with your toddler. You know…like when they wake up at midnight, for no apparant reason, screaming inconsolably and you have no choice but to take them down into the swanky hotel lobby…which is attached to the bar…in which beautiful people are clinking drinking glasses, toasting each other, and laughing. And there I stand, in said lobby, barefoot with soaking wet hair in pink pig pajamas and my husband’s t-shirt trying to quiet my baby. You know, the next time you see a stressed out momma doing this exact thing, please buy her a f*cking drink. Just sayin’.

You know what is the absolute pits?

Sharing a hotel room with your toddler.

You know…like when they wake up at midnight, for no apparant reason, screaming inconsolably and you have no choice but to take them down into the swanky hotel lobby…which is attached to the bar…in which beautiful people are clinking drinking glasses, toasting each other, and laughing.

And there I stand, in said lobby, barefoot with soaking wet hair in pink pig pajamas and my husband’s t-shirt trying to quiet my baby.

You know, the next time you see a stressed out momma doing this exact thing, please buy her a f*cking drink.

Just sayin’.

  1. welovestellyjoule said: Reminds me when we met for a drink that really hot night after you met with PB (?) girl! Awwwww.
  2. scenes-from-my-hood said: poor mama.
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